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Doctor Goldbunny

Doctor Goldbunny

            Carry me up from the Depths of the Earth,
            Lead me from Nothingness on up through Birth...

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So begins the inscription on an ancient artifact--a gold rabbit figurine--unearthed at a remote archeological site in the vast and forbidding desert of the Middle East, beginning an odyssey that will forever affect the Earth and her creatures.

 

 

Paperback 6X9"

List price: US $15

 

“This is the best book ever written! Dr. Goldbunny is going to save us!”
The Animals
 
“Please read this book! The world needs to know how Dr. Goldbunny cured my incurable disease!”
Flora Ladie
 
“This trilogy is a true story, containing a great mystery...and I helped solve it! (You’ll find out how in book 3!)”
R. A. Twitchnose
 
“Leopard Goldbunny was the first animal to graduate from medical school, he did a superb job, and he deserves to get his MD! Perhaps this book will help.”
Dr. Petros, Georgetown Medical School
 
“I highly recommend this book. I know Dr. Goldbunny personally, and despite being a very small individual, is highly capable and intelligent.”
Gen. U.H. Undowar
 
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G. Snarlgrass
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